!!!THIS IS A RIP OFF OF LIL' MISS RARITY!!!
(Just to let you know, here, Megan got scars on her right eye and her forehead, because of her cat, Olive.)
We begin with Megan on her laptop, holding her little Alex doll made out of her cat's fur and skin.
Megan: Relax, my darlings! I'm just fine. I've just been busy here and there. Mostly with my little sister. She is a mess.. i'm getting right back in the swing as we talk!*Gets a question on her Tumblr:
How do you go through so much, yet, stay so beautiful. It's such a gift for you!*
Megan: Aww, I'm flattered, dear!It's simple though. Fashion and elegance ALWAYS come first. Changing my blue little flowers ten times a day is absolute necessity.
Insane and cute. I like. :3 But in complete honesty, you should let those scars heal AT LEAST ONCE.*
Megan: Hmm.. Why HAVEN'T these healed? It been over a mon-*The scars begin to bleed really heavily*HUH?!WHAT IN OBJECT HISTORY?!*Her whole face starts to bleed*Oh dear..Mommy needs to go.. DELINNE(Name of her little sister)?! HELP ME!!!
*25 minutes later*
Delinne: There, all bleeding parts are patched up. I'm gonna get help.
Megan: *All patched up, even her mouth* Drrrrne?(Delinne?)
Delinne: Yeah, sis?
Megan: Rrr crr't brrv!(I can't breath!)
Delinne: I can't believe this either! It's real bad!
Megan: NRGH! RRR CRRN'T BRRV! (NO! I CAN'T BREATH!)
Delinne: What can't be?
Delinne: I can't be? This is getting worse! You're talking crazy! I'll go get Nurse Shamrock. Don't move!
Megan: Drrrrne, prrz! Rr'll crrrre!!! (Delinne please! I'll choke!!!)
*Delinne is about to leave*
Megan: DRRRRNE! FRRCK!!! FRRCKNG CRRM BRRCK!!!!(DELINE! F*CK!!! F*CKING COME BACK!!!!)
Megan: Shrr's grrn..Frrck, frrck, frrck, frrck..(She's gone..F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck..) *Chokes out blood and it leaks down her bandages* ...*Cough* *Choke* ...Gghl...
*3 hours later at the hospital*
Megan: *Wakes up half-motionless*...*Thinking:"Am I...Am I dead? Nothing hurts anymore..And it's so quiet."*...
Nurse Shamrock: This is so bad, I can't even explain the problem..
Alex: Yeah, whatever, I don't care about this clumsy little bitch.....*A small tear began to slide down his face*....
Nurse Shamrock: You "didn't" care right?
Alex: Oh, Meggie, the f*ck was I thinking?! I don't want you to die!! Please be okay! PLEASE LIVE!!*Cries on the blanket*
Megan: *Barely sees anything*Alex? Is that you? Where are you?Wait? *Imagining* Alex doll? Why are you here?
Nurse Shamrock: SHE'S NOT BREATHING!!!!
Delinne: I'm so sorry Megan...*ADORABLE crying*
Megan: *Talking trough her mind to the Alex doll: "You are looking so wonderful..."*
Nurse Shamrock: There is blood everywhere..
Delinne: I hope she is okay...Wake up sis!!!WAKE UP!!!!
Megan: *Double wake up* *GAAAAAASP (Gasping for air)*
*Thinking*Is this a dream? No..
Doctor Idon'tfuckingknowwho: Nurse Shamrock, patient 2-5-7 is concious.
Nurse Shamrock: I'll check on her in just a moment..
Megan: *Thinking:*Nurse? Hospital?! I can't move..I think I'm in shock...My eyes work...
Nurse Shamrock: You're finally awake Ms.Megan! How are we feeling tonight?
Megan: *Thinking:*Nurse? I can't move...
Nurse Shamrock: Can you speak, sweetie?
Megan: *Thinking:* I just said I can't move..
Nurse Shamrock: She must be in shock...I'll let her get more rest and i'll check on her in the morning...
Megan: *Thinking:* Nurse? Where's Alex..and Delinne?...
Nurse Shamrock: Let's keep her oxygen on, let her sleep a little.
Megan: *Thinking:* NURSE!!*Looks up at a corner*
Why's my camera in here?
*After Megan's check up*
Megan: *Can finally talk*
Nurse Shamrock: Are you sure you're feeling well enough to go home, Ms. Megan?
Megan: Yes, I'm fine...But..
Nurse Shamrock: Well then.. Be sure to keep the neck brace on for another day or two.
Nurse Shamrock: Yeah?
Megan: Who brought in that camera?
Nurse Shamrock: ...Hmmm? What camera, dear?
Megan: Oh, that's what I thought. *Blushes a little* Nevermind! Brace off in a day or two?
Nurse Shamrock: Erm...Sure?
Megan: GREAT! BYE!!!*Zooms to her house*
Nurse Shamrock: Hm..I overlooked that bite on her leg.
*Millions of questions on Megan's tumblr:
Miss Megan? U okey ;-; ?
Are you feeling better?
Have you been okay?
Are you going to be fine?
Please tell us all you're okay!
O GOD ARE YOU OKAY?!
Are you in good shape already? Do you need any help?
Megan: Am I okay? NO.No I am not okay..Me and the word "Okay" have parted ways a long time ago! Mommy is NOT okay!!!
I murdered my cat, I grew obsessed with a murderer, I did horrendously vulgar things on camera that apparently don't exist, I did unladylike things with Lollipop, I physically wounded my little sister, I threw a sewing machine at Alex, I put a knife in my posterior, and worst of all:
I KISSED BASEBALL LAST MONTH!!!!(Because she was drunk last month)
So no, I'm not okay! And I'm hallucinating..
*1 hour later*
Megan: *Sigh* What have I become? Can I ever be normal again?*Looks up* Hm? Oh look, It's the imaginary camera again..COME TO DOCUMENT MY MISFORTUNE?! I hope you like what you see, whoever you are! I'm a wreck! Hardly worth salvaging anymore. I've ruined my life! Please, leave me alone, I wish to wallow in whatever objects are supposed to wallow in..Now then, please excuse me mommy needs her beauty sleep.*Is now inside*Where did I put that blindfold?!
(AGAIN: I have to sleep...See ya tomorrow)